Two Old Ladies at the Pool
A man was at the pool. Following his laps he decided to sit in the hot tub. In it were two older overweight ladies - like grandmas. He joined them, said “hello,” and sat down. They both looked my way pleasantly as there was a lull in their conversation.
Not having anything in particular to say to them, he asked "So, do you ladies mind is I take off my swimsuit?" One stared in disbelief. The other, smiled wryly, cocked her head and replied, "I would prefer that." Then she added, "But I don't know if you really want to. You did just get out of the pool."